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Thursday, 31 December 2009

  • my dog

     
    My Dog,
     
    ü  My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
     
    ü He has his food prepared for him.
     
    ü He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
     
    ü His meals are provided at no cost to him.
     
    ü He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
     
    ü For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
     
    ü He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.
     
    ü If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
     
    ü He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
     
    ü He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
     
    ü He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
     
    ü  All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
     
    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
     
    Holy Toledo, my dog is a democrat!

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

  • Intelligent riddle


       
    Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.
    He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

    "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

    Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

    The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

    The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send
    Tony Blair in here, would you?"

    Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
    The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
    and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

    Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

    "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

    Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question.

    "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

    "I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

    Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

    Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.


    "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.. It's Colin Powell."

    Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face,  "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Saturday, 26 December 2009

  • Rolling Stones ban lifted

    The Rolling Stones have had a ban from a British seaside town lifted. 44 years after they were banished from Blackpool after one of their concerts ended in a riot.

    During their performance at the Empress Ballroom in 1964, fans smashed crystal chandeliers, tore up seats and trashed a grand piano, while hurling bottles and stones.

    Around 50 members of the audience had to be treated in hospital and the rockers were told they could never return.

    But present Blackpool council leader Peter Callow has said the band are now welcome back to the resort.

    He said: "We are writing to the group to say the ban has been lifted and they are welcome to play here again."

    According to witnesses, the band - fronted by Sir Mick Jagger - were playing to a packed audience of 7,000 at the venue on July 24 1964 when some fans started spitting at them.


    One man was seen by guitarist Keith Richards telling fellow fans to aim their phlegm at late Stones guitarist Brian Jones. When the fan ignored Richards' warnings not to do it, the rocker stood on the man's hands and kicked his nose.

    Violence then erupted and the band had to flee the stage.

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

  • Letter from Jesus about Christmas


    Letter from Jesus about Christmas -- this just might be a few things He would tell us, some He already has in His Word. 
     
    It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season.
    How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth, just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER.
     
    Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santas and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn.  If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for such a scene on the town square because there would be many of them all around town.
     
    Stop worrying about the fact that people are calling the tree a holiday tree, instead of a Christmas tree. It was I who made all trees. You can remember Me anytime you see any tree. Decorate a grape vine if you wish: I actually spoke of that one in a teaching, explaining who I am in relation to you and what each of our tasks were. If you have forgotten that one, look up John 15: 1 - 8.

    If you want to give Me a present in remembrance of My birth here is my wish list. Choose something from it:

    1. Instead of writing protest letters objecting to the way My birthday is being celebrated, write letters of love and hope to soldiers away from home. They are terribly afraid and lonely this time of year. I know, they tell Me all the time.

    2. Visit someone in a nursing home. You don't have to know them personally. They just need to know that someone cares about them.

    3. Instead of writing the President complaining about the wording on the cards his staff sent out this year, why don't you write and tell him that you'll be praying for him and his family this year. Then follow up... It will be nice hearing from you again.
     
     4. ***  Instead of giving your children a lot of gifts you can't afford and they don't need, spend time with them. Tell them the story of My birth, and why I came to live with you down here. Hold them in your arms and remind them that I love them.

    5. Pick someone that has hurt you in the past and forgive him or her.

    6. Did you know that someone in your town will attempt to take their own life this season because they feel so alone and hopeless?  Since you don't know who that person is, try giving everyone you meet a warm smile; it could make the difference.
    7. Instead of nit picking about what the retailer in your town calls the holiday, be patient with the people who work there. Give them a warm smile and a kind word. Even if they aren't allowed to wish you a "Merry Christmas" that doesn't keep you from wishing them one. Then stop shopping there on Sunday. If the store didn't make so much money on that day they'd close and let their employees spend the day at home with their families

    8. If you really want to make a difference, support a missionary-- especially one who takes My love and Good News to those who have never heard My name.

    9. Here's a good one. There are individuals and whole families in your town who not only will have no "Christmas" tree, but neither will they have any presents to give or receive. If you don't know them, buy some food and a few gifts and give them to the Salvation Army or some other charity which believes in Me and they will make the delivery for you.

    10. Finally, if you want to make a statement about your belief in and loyalty to Me, then behave like a Christian. Don't do things in secret that you wouldn't do in My presence. Let people know by your actions that you are one of mine.

    Don't forget; I am God and can take care of Myself. Just love Me and do what I have told you to do. I'll take care of all the rest. Check out the list above and get to work; time is short. I'll help you, but the ball is now in your court. And do have a most blessed Christmas with all those whom you love and remember :
     I LOVE YOU,
          JESUS

Friday, 18 December 2009

  • 14:32 hours

    Well, back into work tomorrow. At least my new Acer works pretty well.  Am using Mozilla Firefox and it seems to be pretty good. Will let you all know what occurs this weekend, likely more frustration with plate machines.
    Merry Christmas to all

Thursday, 17 December 2009

  • A few suggestions for a happy life


     1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
      
     2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
      
     3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
      
     4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
       
     5. Pay off your credit cards every month.


    6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
      
     7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
     
     8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
      
     9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
       
     10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
      
     11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
      
     12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
      
     13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
      
     14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
      
     15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
      
     16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
       
     17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
      
     18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
      
     19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else
       
     20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
      
     21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
       
     22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
      
     23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
      
     24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
      
     25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
      
     26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
       
     27. Always choose life.
      
     28. Forgive everyone everything.
      
     29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
      
     30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
      
     31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
       
     32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
      
     33. Believe in miracles.
      
     34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
     
     35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
      
     36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
      
     37. Your children get only one childhood.
      
     38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
      
     39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
       
     40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
      
     41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
      
     42. The best is yet to come...
      
      43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
      
     44. Yield.
      
     45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."
      

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Thursday, 10 December 2009

  • Well, another day starting out. Will see what it holds. Was relieving yesterday, hope to have same job today. Got my meds from pharmacy last nite, maybe they will help keep me chilled out all day as we deal with what we shall deal with LOL.

    Have good day all ...

Wednesday, 09 December 2009

Tuesday, 08 December 2009

  • 16:36 hrs

    Well, back into the job tomorrow. I went to doctor today and got perscription for medicine to help me hopefully stay a little less stressed when I am there. Have to get it filled and hope it helps.

    Been a great 7 days, being off and now it will be rugged to get used to being back on my feet for 12 hours, but what the hey ... it's all part of the job.

    Dunno is anybody saw the Tiger Woods skit on SNL last Sat. nite, but I watched on youtube and I laughed my butt off.  I don't really think it was insensitive as some suggest, he is a public figure and they poke fun at manty different celebs.  I do think it's time for us all to file the Tiger Woods stuff under "I don't care". It's just typical media papparozi trying to make a buck by hounding someone who has done nothing more than what millions do in this day and age.

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